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BASIL OSWARD.
akA. XIAObianKING.[chingee]
akA. EMPEROR.[johnson's cell]
akA. GAYER.[felicia&karen]
NANYANG POLY
FAITH_PLUCKER@MSN.COM
HATES VEGETABLES.
LOVES MEAT.
GIVE ME AN INCH, I'LL GIVE YOU A MILE. :))

biography.
ONCE A JOKER,
NOW A JOKE.
HOLDS AN EMPIRE,
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL?

How to make a Basil Osward
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com


tagboard.

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escapes.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006. 9:31 PM .
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Replies to my fellow taggers.
KAREN: Haha..good to hear that u luv the surprise, hahaha..please do remember to clean ur dogs ears, it growing ear wax(chocolate.).

ESTHER': You too esther..mine includes a HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!!

chingee: Hahaha..you guess lor..u very smart one wad..haha..=D

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CHRISTMAS SEASON aKa. Turkey season.
Good o christmas has pass by and a new year is about to bring forth a new begining for many.
finally, i've had a break through in the amount of frenz to go church..shiok sia.
i had like 4 lah..okay..to many that is nothing la..but to me is like wooohoooooo....!!!!!!!!
i m like so freakin happy lah that i've cross that stupid boundary of only 2 the most lah..
freakin i GOT 4 LAH..hahaha..so shiok sia.

i went for the first service, brought 2 frenz through street evangelism..
hahaha..they were like telling me..wah..i wo bu yao zhou he shang, cuz my cell alot of guys..onli like 2-4 girls only..and my age group is mainly the young side of the cell..
so they were like telling me how they dun intend to be monks and all..haha..it was funny but yeah..it was quite sad to hear that they were there to look for their catch. but then again they are new frenz.
after service 1, i meet another fren, paulyn. she was my ex cell member and she use to go church, but she stop. So i went to look for her and went for 2nd service and brought her to church. aiyo, we were like laughing 4ever sia, non-stop. but yeah, i really hope she can stay on in church..haiz. ask her go respond to alter call..she dun one..wah..everytime i ask pple go alter call..always work one lor..she is the first lehx. spoil my record.
christmas service i also go, i brought my MAMA!!.. woot. it was the first time my mama went to my church..this is how i asked her..at first, i went to her rooom and gave her morning call to wake up to prepare for service, but rite, she suddenly dun wanna come, she say she very tired and she slept at 4. so ya. dun wanna go..so i keep walking in and out of her room, and everytime i walk in, i ask her if she wanna reconsider..i did that about 5 times, then finally at the verge of giving up, inspiration and ideas start flowing through as the holy spirit told me to listen to a fren that i was msging at that time, so i listen to the instructions. i took a card, and wrote down in bold and in caps saying. MOMMY!! WHY WON'T YOU COME? and written in small letters, christmas only comes once a year, you have to wait for another 364 days if you miss this one. i stick a double sided tape behind it, then paste it on the book she was reading..then she read it and agreed to follow me..hahaha..shiok sia.

okay..that was my christmas..bring souls to the kingdom of God..yupxx.
Merry x'mas and a Happy new year pple. _=D

Saturday, December 23, 2006. 9:29 AM .
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tags reply...
ChingEe: haha..yeah it was a really great one..i was really hoping u were there to celebrate it together..cuz i noe u're a birthday coordinator and so things might juz comes out a little more interesting if u could have chip in..hahaha.. Even then..good working with ya..=D

Karen: No problem yeah..i really hope u enjoyed it lots man..it took all of us lots of effort..haha..=D

'Fiiona: Haha..acting cool is a really cool thing you know..hahahaha..if i were to make that decision on whether i wanna act cool or not..i will still choose acting cool..hahahaha..=P

nathaniel: wei..u drunk while reading my blog ah..y u so high sia..hahahaha.

Elijah: woah dude..u're the POS guy rite..hahaha..how on earth u manage to find my blog sia..hahahaha..even then..yeah..catch up some other time yeah..see ya.=]

cechao: ya lor..my birthday plan cool rite..hahaha..so chim one sia..hahaha..

juncen: ya lor ya lor..the hair part hor..really cool lehx..hahaha..so nice timing la..haha.

alicia: duh..i've permanently remember u in my head liao...ur name is embedded within my mind already..hahaha..so yeah..=]

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Life of an ICE-CREAM man.
recently i've taken up a new job of selling ice-cream door to door.
i discovered it was a very efficient way of earning money, avg:$8.50 an hour.
so yeah..earn quite a bit from it..

when selling ice cream..you will have lots of chance of meeting all kinds of funny and interesting people..here is one such incident that occur..
Naomi and I were knocking at people's door asking them if they were interested in ice cream..
then we saw a potential..this man's house doors were open, and there were kids running all around...
so we approach the house..

Us: Hello Uncle..

a malay uncle came out with his few kids still running around in the house..

then we started talking our usual routine stuff..going..
hello uncle..my name is basil and she is naomi, we both a student doing part time job. currently we are representing evergreen and rainbow ice cream. these ice cream are creamer then usual and it has less sugar content.

so he replied..
how much is it??

and so i said..
we are selling at $12..but however, this is the Christmas season and so we've decided to give you a discount of $2..which is $10.
then the uncle started bargaining with me lah...

he said..
you sell me $8 then i buy from you..

then we carried on..saying..
uncle ah..err(acting as if i m thinking really hard)..we sell you 2 for $18 how??

then he said..
no..i buy 2 for $15 ..

me..
how about 3 for $26..the most discount i can give..

he replied..
no..$20 for 3...

and we were like shaking our head indicating a big no no for that..
and he continued saying..
okaye..i sing to u a song then u discount me to 20 okay??

without my agreement..he started singing..
(some nursery rhymes)..linking to me selling him the icecream..it was super hilarious la..naomi and i were like dying of laughter..

then he said..okay..i sing le..so u sell me 20 dollar..

then i say...
okay uncle..i sing to u also..then i give u full price of 30 dollars..okaye??
without consent i started singing too..

some nursery rhymes too..but this time singing about the products i sell and all the flavors i had..it was super duper funny..

then i stop saying..
okaye uncle..that would be $30..

woah..then he sang again!!..(it was madness at that time)
this time still using a nursery rhyme tune singing about me knocking on his door and he say dun want...
he sang it until super funny lah..we were like getting free entertainment sia..haha..

so we finally stop singing..
then i told the uncle..eh uncle..i selling u $26 lehx...$10 discount already lehx..u still want to ka jiao me and make lower ah..already got x'mas discount and plus additional discount..u still want more ah?? then we might as well just give u right..

then we keep arguing in a friendly manner.it was super funny...in the end..finally convince him to buy at $26 for 3 ice-cream sia..haha..spent 15 minutes around there..but it was super fun and funny..hahaha..

then went of to another house and then walk by again..he suddenly stop me saying..eh boy..can spare me abit of ur dry ice..

so i pass him my dry ice and he chip off abit..
then i told him..err..that will be 2 dollars..in a joking manner lah..
hahaha..
ya..that is juz one funny incident lah..
okay..i m done blogging already..night

Thursday, December 07, 2006. 9:36 AM .
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Replies to tags.:
Cechao: same here man..haha..that time i didnt join for fellowship because i had special plans for my Godsis mahx..u read my post then u noe liao..haha..even then i've got no more lessons le.

Stella: Haha..yeah..i surely dun intend to see them again..haha..good working with you..smile.

Juncen: ya lor..better now..lesser complains for me also..hahahaha..i cannot cope sia..u all keep complaining that time..i really cannot tahan sia..hahahaha.

Faith: thx....=]

Qiwei: hey..nice one man..thx dude.

woo: hahaha..totally man..the place was raining too when i was doing the survey.

Esther: hello esther..haha..

'Fiiona: hahaha..cant help it la..i wanted to be cool..but they dun like me being cool. hahahahaha..oops.
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Long post but it is cool..

the best birthday surprise ...
yeah, it was a thursday and i was out with naomi and karen.
we were out to have fun and just walk around.
got into mini toons, then karen started showing sign of how she love this stuff dog.
naomi and i look to eye, her eyes told the plan and my face respond by glimming with agreement, that was the birth of the idea.

After the long outting, we headed home, and the 3 of us began having a conference call. talk and talk and talk, finally karen said she had to work the next day then she hang the call, leaving Naomi and i on the line. So we started the longest birthday idea i had ever made in my life. We talk and plan and talk some nonsense till really late night, then the call hang.

The First surprise[meant to be a fake surprise and pathetic]

Friday, right after cell group, i grapped juncen along to follow me to go for the surprise birthday celebration for karen. On our way there to naomi's house, we went to 7-11 and bought this really crappy cake, the pound cake, then make our way there.

Naomi was super lah, her job was to keep karen from going home, and juncen and my job was to surprise her. So Naomi sucessfully made karen stay, and even made her stay over at her place, so she brought karen outta her house and walk around toapayoh premises. then juncen and i enter her house and faster prepare the stuff and the cake.


Then naomi return together with karen to her house..
tthen...SURPRISE!!!

SHE WAS SURPRISE!!!
a SUCCESS!!!
wooO!!!!
sang her a birthday song and gave her the present.
the present was also meant to be really pathetic. a cup and inside it..a doll.

she was over the moon i tell ya!!..hahaha..
stay there till really late, played guitar, played with glitters, played with everything we could get our hands on. then take a cab home.

Service day.
around 12 noon. suddenly karen called and started complaining. "basil basil..that stupid joseph took my cup and drop it on the floor and it broke!!!"she sounded really sad as she really appreciated the present alot..hahaha..
when i met her for service and after service, i barely said a word of happy birthday to her, all i did was to go to her members and take money. she didnt know what was going on, so she thought that was the end of her birthday celebration.
so she called me at night, telling me how she felt. she was sad cuz of the broken cup. and she just keeps complaining and complaining..


The real thing..
10 december, a sunday.
this is the day. the day that was made to surprise karen until she cannot tahan liao. The day began by me meeting up with naomi first in the afternoon, and we decided to get her another birthday cake. so we did. we went all around toapayoh just to find the best valued cake. we got it, and headed off for cityhall. there, we meet up with all who came to join in the special surprise that i've plan for her.

we went shopping for her presents and everything that we felt that is needed to make the surprise a really good surprise.

after a really long discussion with everyone, i told them the plan.

here is the job scope of everyone on that day.
Team 1.
- Joseph. -> Mission objective (Karen's workplace)
to convince karen that he didnt mean to break the cup on saturday and
then break the cup infront of Karen that was meant to be a replacement.
Team 2.
-Naomi -> Mission objective (50 Metres from Karen's work place)
-Juncen To surprise her and give her another cup with a doll in it to make it sounds
-Basil that it was all plan and over like this.

Team 3.
-Jonah -> Mission objective (Esplanade Rooftop)
-Matthew Located at very strategic location where they are hidden in darkness even
-Christopher though people may be able see them, but they can't see exactly who they
-Pauline are. They will do the final surprise and take the cake out and sing the
-YongJian birthday song.

here are the things we bought as gift and surprises.
items...
3 Ribbon Spray.

2 Cups
2 Voodoo Dolls.
1 Cake
and 1 really expensive softtoy dog.

so everyone got to their position.
joseph called karen..
this is how he goes..
Joseph: Hello karen, eh, i was really sorry yesterday that i broke your cup.
Karen: its okay lah.
Joesph: i bought you a new cup in replacement.

Karen: you shouldnt have did that, it is okay.
Joseph: nevermind, later i go to ur workplace and pass it to you, you wait for me there.
Karen: okay.

So the plan proceeds...

Joseph when to karen's work place. team 2 was there to withness it by standing 50 metres away, hiding behind the pillar, to watch the whole scene. joseph was smart, he brought karen to a location where we could see the whole thing so clearly then he offered the cup to karen.
she stretch her hand to receive it. then joseph flip the cup and drop it. A LOUD SCREAM WAS HEARD. karen screamed!! she wasn't expecting the cup to drop again. she raise her hand at the verge of whacking joseph, then she walk away from him really mad.
that is when team 2 came up.
we surprise her totally. we offered her a new cup, with the 2 voodoo dolls in it. she was happy and she never knew that we came up with more nonsense. she keeps talking about the broken cup and how angry she was with joseph at that time.
we were walking and talking.
then we slowly lead her to esplanade rooftop.
we actually successfully walk by team 3 without her noticing.
then SURPRISE AGAIN!!!!

we sang her a birthday song and she was over the moon!!!.
we gave her 15 wishes to wish for and she have to blow the candle 15 times.
at her 15th wish already..juncen suddenly said that i know what u wish for..u wish for more hair..then she agreed with him saying ya ya..
then i said..alright..ur dream shall be fulfiled..
we sprayed the ribbon spray at her hair..hahaha..
now she really has alot of hair..hahaha..with many colours on it too..hahahaha.

then we did photo taking.
then after that..
the last and the final surprise we gave her.

we presented to her the dog that she wished for.
she was so super duper happy!!!
she totally wasn't expecting us to get something like that for her..she was over the moon i tell ya.

after that we went to makan sutra to eat and fellowship there then when home..
the whole plan was so well done..
so yeah..i wanna give special thanks to some people who have contributed and help to make this a success birthday plan...

Naomi!!! - Totally man. You gave lots of inspiration to me..and help to make things of wat was a dream to reality..u're an excellent person to work with..=D
SheeZheng - the idea for breaking the cups.
JunCen - another person who throws in alot of funny ideas to stimulate my mind.
And all who contributed..Good job guys...

Tuesday, December 05, 2006. 5:30 PM .
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Replies to Taggies:
zhitai: hahaa..that is why call brother mahx..if my bro looks totally not like me..i think i better reconsider of my bloodline sia.

'Fiiona: hahaha..have u read how many complains i had man..woah..totally man..it was alot. so yeah..got to go with the flow and listen to the majority. hahha.

guy: waoh...wad a compliment man. hahaha..dude. check all my previous entries..you'll fine alot of my frenz complaining of my terrible english. hahaha. my english is crap man.

cechao: ya man..it took me like forever rite, ya i noe..i finally gave up trying to counter all the complaints that i have..i finally ran out of excuses.

KC: ya lor ya lor..hahaha..very long rite..hahaha.

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My surveying "adventure".
yeah so it was tuesday.
and i had to do my school statistic project. we created our own survey. and we distributed it to the public.
so i was made to do 20 of them. and here is how it goes.
i headed off for yck mrt bus stop and started graping pple to do the survey lah.
during that short period of 1 and a half hours, i met several "interesting" pple.
here are some examples..
i went forth to some pple..and started asking them to fill the survey..and you know wad they tell me. "wo bu hui jiang ying yu". so nevermind. then i came to some other pple. then they hor..really like never do survey before sia..i went to one of them..wah..she hor..do the survey so fast. she juz puts a tick on the first option..all of them..and she like got read lah..
wad is with her man..wasting my time getting data from such idiots..
then got another one..this man ah..jia lat ah.
i went up to him. i gave him the stack of survey..ask him to fill.
first response..he honestly state it this way ah..in chinese..he goes..err..i very stupid one..dunno how to do survey. later i answer wrongly then how? =.-
i was like..err..sir..dun worry..ur answers would be most deeply appreciated if you can fill up the blanks..dun worry about the wrong answers..cuz it will never happen.
and so he fill up the blanks..then he stopped and ask me..
eh ..how to do this ah??
then i explain to him what it means...
then he felt it was both..THEN THAT IDIOT CIRCLE BOTH lah..
i was like..wah...uncle..cannot circle both..onli one option..
then he refuse to listen to me. then he circle 2 option...
i was like..shit man..there goes another of my survey going to void..
haiya...terrible la..doing survey with funny pple around ah..really makes this survey thing a little more interesting sia.


nostalgia.