Sunday, June 08, 2008. 7:24 AM .
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tags reply
Lex.: LOL. i got say cannot YOYOYOYOYOYO meh? i just say is an outdated sports what. hahaha. so old already still YOYOYOYOYOYO. HAHA.
Xiao Jiao: hai..no time lah no time...last time i've very consistent in updating, now ah..lazy already, all i wanna do is just play computer on talk on msn, too lazy to blog. haha. so now i guess, once every month then blog easier to manage.
melody: yeah man. u're right, i guess u've already notice i'm a monthly blogger now eh. heh heh heh...yeah..u're right. here it is.
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oh shitty. guys. would u believe it, i actually forgot the format on how i usually blog and have to refer back to my previous post. sheesh. i think 1 month without blogging really kinda makes me make me rusty in using blogger, maybe if i go on doing this, i might even forget how to click "publish post" in the future.
Alright. I think in this past 2 months, i've been itching to criticized how some bloggers blog. Well, have u ever gone to some blogs where they really get so lazy, that they just dump a load of pictures in their post, without writing a single word? Like sheesh, yeah we sure do know that a picture speak a 1000 word, but this is ridiculous, just dumping 20 over pictures but not a word about it. No description on what is going on, just pictures.
Haha. As how i love to do mimic others, here is my sample.
Oh....finish liao..yay.. no more.
finish. yeah. finish.. go go go..
byee..
Lex.: LOL. i got say cannot YOYOYOYOYOYO meh? i just say is an outdated sports what. hahaha. so old already still YOYOYOYOYOYO. HAHA.
Xiao Jiao: hai..no time lah no time...last time i've very consistent in updating, now ah..lazy already, all i wanna do is just play computer on talk on msn, too lazy to blog. haha. so now i guess, once every month then blog easier to manage.
melody: yeah man. u're right, i guess u've already notice i'm a monthly blogger now eh. heh heh heh...yeah..u're right. here it is.
...end of tags...
oh shitty. guys. would u believe it, i actually forgot the format on how i usually blog and have to refer back to my previous post. sheesh. i think 1 month without blogging really kinda makes me make me rusty in using blogger, maybe if i go on doing this, i might even forget how to click "publish post" in the future.
Alright. I think in this past 2 months, i've been itching to criticized how some bloggers blog. Well, have u ever gone to some blogs where they really get so lazy, that they just dump a load of pictures in their post, without writing a single word? Like sheesh, yeah we sure do know that a picture speak a 1000 word, but this is ridiculous, just dumping 20 over pictures but not a word about it. No description on what is going on, just pictures.
Haha. As how i love to do mimic others, here is my sample.
Oh....finish liao..yay.. no more.finish. yeah. finish.. go go go..
byee..
Friday, June 06, 2008. 9:26 AM .
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Today special, 5 minutes Management Course just for YOU!
But coming first..
Tags...
Right after that, we have basil little short post.
then finally, 5 minutes Management course.
But coming first..
Tags...
Right after that, we have basil little short post.
then finally, 5 minutes Management course.
Lex: You sure do have an interest for that sports that have been outdated for quite awhile already.
Stanley: Sure.
val: Everybody love kungfu fighting..hurh!! those kicks are as fast as lighting..hurh!! =D
Basil post..
Hi guys. It's me, your unfaithful blogger that takes months to ever update himself. Oh well, that is me, i'm sorry but you have to bear with it. Okay, this is rare guys, hold on to your seatbelt, basil is actually considering of blogging of his few days experience. That is like so "oh my gosh" because basil do not have the habit of writing his diary online. But he just wants to feel how is it like to be the typical blogger. So yeah. this is how it goes.
Hello Diary. Let me introduce myself to u since this is my first time talking to you. Hi diary, my name is Basil Chai, how would you want me to address you?
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No respond?? Oh well, i'll just call Diary since you're still shy. So diary, I've been going through 2 weeks of agony and it is finally over. Yee Haa.. but unfortunately for me, it is just the studying part that is over, i still have to do projects and assignment. Screw those people who actually think i live a carefree life man, perhaps is just that I prefer not to express it before anyone else. Yeah, but anyhow, finally done with the studying, but i have to comment that GSO was hard even though it is just MCQ, and i think I'm pretty screwed with FAA, how can i make such careless mistake and lose marks from it man. Sheesh..i feel pretty dumb at times. And woah..not to mention, CMFI, good gosh, that is the most theoretical crap i've ever done for something that i foolishly perceive as maths. Thank God for Entrepreneurship and Investment, at least those were the more motivating paper for me to press on man.
Reality prevails, I've still have projects to do. My "holiday" is gonna be a "bang"..."in my head" for me man. Shit you diary, would you at least say something??
bah..that is why i never like the diaries, they are all a waste of time. I think i'll stick to my usual crap talking on my blog, i guess more people will prefer those kind instead of hearing another persons bad day, or bad week, or bad month, or bad year, or bad life. Ah..whatever it is, I'm done here. That's all. Bye stupid diary.
5 Minutes Course Management
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 3
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 4
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 5
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!