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BASIL OSWARD.
akA. XIAObianKING.[chingee]
akA. EMPEROR.[johnson's cell]
akA. GAYER.[felicia&karen]
NANYANG POLY
FAITH_PLUCKER@MSN.COM
HATES VEGETABLES.
LOVES MEAT.
GIVE ME AN INCH, I'LL GIVE YOU A MILE. :))

biography.
ONCE A JOKER,
NOW A JOKE.
HOLDS AN EMPIRE,
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL?

How to make a Basil Osward
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com


tagboard.

ShoutMix chat widget
escapes.

Friday, December 21, 2007. 9:48 AM .
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Hey guys!
I'm back again.

Reply to my taggers:
Diana: Sure will link u want. u're my potential token to a free jap lunch leh. hahaha. just kidding. haha.



MrSabi: Hey yo nD~!



MOK: Wah...y!??? U like that picture so much that u cannot resist ah?? Haiyo...there are better pictures of me man. hahahahaha[gosh..i never knew my skin was that thick]. And i link u le i think. haha.


nick: hellõ!

Fiona: Hahaha. hello cous!! haha. yeah. it was super hilarious. but after that i couldn't sleep well that night cuz pple were all hunting me down trying to "tao pok" me when i sleep.

kel: doing that now. sorry lah..damn busy lah. all the crap that i have to do everyday makes me lose the mood to blog at times.

zHu-tOu: Hahaha. who knows man. later u chicken out. haha. okay. apparently there is no donation drive going on in my church. haha. but yeah. easter confirm have one.

Evelyn: Alright. Here comes another action baby.

Eve: Huh? what u mean where did i go?? i've always been in Singapore what.

end of tags...

Today...My bro's wedding dinner day!!
Super shiok, my first time i sat on a VIP table during a wedding dinner leh. haha.
felt so deprive for 18 years of my life lah. Today is my first time leh. wahahaha...

After dinner, we got home. And my sis and i headed to our respective rooms and suddenly i heard her shouted: "WAH SHIT!!"
For a moment, I didn't take that for literal until i smelt the unforgettable smell of the night air, i realise she wasn't swearing or anything. At her room door way was a shit the size of a peeled banana. Well, if you think that wasn't bad enough, she actually stepped onto the shit too.
Wah..i tell you, it was gross to the max okay. The smell and everything, wahahahha....one word to describe, 'sick'.

She hurried to the toilet with the reminiscence of the smash crap on her feet and wash it off with every bit of soap she can get her hands on. And got out and started complaining about how the shit ended up there, but not long after, it was her turn to hear me shout: "HOLY SHIT!!!" she probably thought i had the same fate as her with a shit in my room, but nope, no shit, but instead, a bloody huge rat came dashing out of my sister's room, ran by the shit, and down the stairways disappearing into the darkness.
Oh gosh, this time she was expressing her ultimate disgusted facial expression. After stepping on shit in her own room, she finds a rat scrabbling out of her room. You can bet she was totally disgusted alright.

After all the commotions, my family gathered at the master bedroom to discuss about the matter on how did a piece of shit ended up at the doorway of the room. We pointed out that it cannot be a rat shit cuz of the size of the shit and we wanted to blame it on the dog running into the house but we cannot prove it. We were wondering where did this mysterious huge piece of crap came from. My elder sister did the checking but find no doors in the house open. So everyone in the room were thinking hard trying to solve the mystery. We had many funny answers like during the tea ceremony, one of the kids probably when up in the house and shitted on the floor. But it was just too ridiculous to be true. We even had answers like probably a huge cat is in the room and produce that horrible rotting brown product.

Suddenly from downstairs, my mom came shouting from downstairs that one of the side doors wasn't close which my elder sis claim it was close. So we conlcuded that the dog shitted inside our house. Gosh.

Okay, it's official, imma try to refrain myself from entering my sis room until i'm certain that every molecule of that shit is gone man. I still can't believe my sis step on shit bare footed man.
Eeeww. gross lah. hahahaha.


nostalgia.