Thursday, July 27, 2006. 10:21 PM .
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finally..found time to blog in school..haha
haha.. for the past few days, i was way to freaking busy working up on my dota skills..
i didnt had time to update my blog..oops!
haha.
so today i went down to mac and i saw kel yap there.
yeah. he was telling me how out-dated my blog is..
knowing the call of the public..i work to their desire..wahhahaha..LOL
yeah. so after i bought the things i want from mac..i went straight up to the free access lab in school..and begin this entry..
haha.
YESTERDAY!!
it was a breakthrough for me in my visitation for the children church.
Last week..it was my first time.., and i didnt dare to talk to the kids man..cuz i not familiar with them..
den yesterday, wah shiok. i started interacting with them and i even played a little with them.
haha..so cute and adorable lah those kiddsss!!
woot!!!
okay...now i gotta go..chase out by lecturers..haha..
blog next time bahx..
buaiix..
haha.. for the past few days, i was way to freaking busy working up on my dota skills..
i didnt had time to update my blog..oops!
haha.
so today i went down to mac and i saw kel yap there.
yeah. he was telling me how out-dated my blog is..
knowing the call of the public..i work to their desire..wahhahaha..LOL
yeah. so after i bought the things i want from mac..i went straight up to the free access lab in school..and begin this entry..
haha.
YESTERDAY!!
it was a breakthrough for me in my visitation for the children church.
Last week..it was my first time.., and i didnt dare to talk to the kids man..cuz i not familiar with them..
den yesterday, wah shiok. i started interacting with them and i even played a little with them.
haha..so cute and adorable lah those kiddsss!!
woot!!!
okay...now i gotta go..chase out by lecturers..haha..
blog next time bahx..
buaiix..
Friday, July 21, 2006. 9:37 AM .
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eh. wad up fellow blog readers.
erm. yeah. wad up man!
yesterday.
erm. what about yesterday.
okay.
yesterday had marketing presentation.
haha. i felt it sux so bad.
we totally blew the analysis part on the presentation. haha.
but i couldn't care less once more.
wahahahahaa.
then after school. iwent to the toa payoh library to study.
then after that. left and head off to Lakeside to serve.
MY FIRST TIME SERVING THE CHILDREN CHURCH!!
woot!
love those kids so so so so much.
haha. super cute. super adorable. super innocent. super lovely. super everything good lah.
i was doing visitation.
going from house to house.
haha. at first when i first got there and met up with bro. paul
i thought we were only going to do visitation for juz one house.
but to my suprise/horror.
we were suppose to do visitation for 10 over houses..oh man.
and to think that is okay..
let me tell u what..we are going to walk to each of their house..NO BUS MAN..
cuz they live around the area..woah.
okay..u think walking is no big deal rite.
wait till u keep walking up and down the stairs..
woah man. i was like so dead and dying lah..
stupid HDB there weren't upgraded..so have to climb the flight of stairs.
argh.
walk for hardcore 3 hours around there lah..
madness lor.
but then again. i learn alot from this ministry..so yeah
it's good serving =D .
okay. then today.
i got up. didnt want to go back to SAA
SAA is a private school of mine...i have 2 schools currently..
argh.
i didnt want to go at first lah..but my mom insistantly want me to go.
so yeah. go in the end..woah..
the stupid school starts at 9am and ends at 6pm.
MAD LAH.
so long.
so rite after school.
when straight to Kambangan Mrt.
go there..still early for cell.
so in the end. go cybercafe..
polish up my dota skills. hahaha.
play for an hour. left the place.
found Joshua standing by one corner.
so met him and wait with him for Raj.
haiz. didnt expect Raj to take so long. wait until i sian liao. LOL.
okay.
Ok. so once Raj came.
we enter the condo and waited for bro johnson to prepare the cell group meeting.
after cell group meeting and all..
had a little talk by bro johnson. then off we went for further fellowship at the coffee shop outside.
had prata. one plain and one plaster.
fellowship even more during that process of munching down food to my body.
then off i went and headed for HOME SWEET HOME.
=D
okay. done with my boring day.
now it is time for my lovely bed.
love ya all sexy bloggers just like me.
erm. good nitex and God bless ya all lovely people. (=
erm. yeah. wad up man!
yesterday.
erm. what about yesterday.
okay.
yesterday had marketing presentation.
haha. i felt it sux so bad.
we totally blew the analysis part on the presentation. haha.
but i couldn't care less once more.
wahahahahaa.
then after school. iwent to the toa payoh library to study.
then after that. left and head off to Lakeside to serve.
MY FIRST TIME SERVING THE CHILDREN CHURCH!!
woot!
love those kids so so so so much.
haha. super cute. super adorable. super innocent. super lovely. super everything good lah.
i was doing visitation.
going from house to house.
haha. at first when i first got there and met up with bro. paul
i thought we were only going to do visitation for juz one house.
but to my suprise/horror.
we were suppose to do visitation for 10 over houses..oh man.
and to think that is okay..
let me tell u what..we are going to walk to each of their house..NO BUS MAN..
cuz they live around the area..woah.
okay..u think walking is no big deal rite.
wait till u keep walking up and down the stairs..
woah man. i was like so dead and dying lah..
stupid HDB there weren't upgraded..so have to climb the flight of stairs.
argh.
walk for hardcore 3 hours around there lah..
madness lor.
but then again. i learn alot from this ministry..so yeah
it's good serving =D .
okay. then today.
i got up. didnt want to go back to SAA
SAA is a private school of mine...i have 2 schools currently..
argh.
i didnt want to go at first lah..but my mom insistantly want me to go.
so yeah. go in the end..woah..
the stupid school starts at 9am and ends at 6pm.
MAD LAH.
so long.
so rite after school.
when straight to Kambangan Mrt.
go there..still early for cell.
so in the end. go cybercafe..
polish up my dota skills. hahaha.
play for an hour. left the place.
found Joshua standing by one corner.
so met him and wait with him for Raj.
haiz. didnt expect Raj to take so long. wait until i sian liao. LOL.
okay.
Ok. so once Raj came.
we enter the condo and waited for bro johnson to prepare the cell group meeting.
after cell group meeting and all..
had a little talk by bro johnson. then off we went for further fellowship at the coffee shop outside.
had prata. one plain and one plaster.
fellowship even more during that process of munching down food to my body.
then off i went and headed for HOME SWEET HOME.
=D
okay. done with my boring day.
now it is time for my lovely bed.
love ya all sexy bloggers just like me.
erm. good nitex and God bless ya all lovely people. (=
Wednesday, July 19, 2006. 9:40 AM .
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haha..2dae is the ultimate lah..
after accounting lecture..
my whole entire class actually plan to pontang oral communication..
hahaha..and we did so...
so we skip class as a whole and when to do "project C.S"
hahaha..so fun lah..
play play play..then after that go for lunch and makan...
then alot of pple disperse to there own destination..and as for me..
i stayed back with a few other guys and when on for the game of dota..
woot!!
play play play...once again..hahaha..
then till 5pm..finally receive the call from shi pei that she is here at yck station liao
so i quickly stop my game and when to look for them there..
found them...wanted to take them to the bus and go to amk library..
wahh..but instead..they stop me and drag me to walk with them the long horrible journey where the sun has it golden rays scourging over you skin. JUST TO SAVE THAT 45 cents.
argh.
so yeah..walk to the library..and they still can tell me so near somemore..
aiyo.
okay..so we studied at the library for awhile..and soon.
shirly and shi pei got hungry..
so got down to cafe galilee to buy some food to eat..
i bought chicken drumlets and shared with them..so ex lah..feel so broke now..
haha..then while waiting for the drumlets to be cook..
i bought myself a tuna puff to pacify the grumpy stomach.
haha..ate everything up liao..
then saw Naomi and Natasha outside the library..
they were too late..finish all the drumlets liao..haha..oops.
so met up with them and went up to study once again..
soon..shirly needed to go off liao..
so we decided to head off to KFC..
and bought our food there..
shirly and shipei had take away..cuz they were leaving..
then they left..
now it is left with Naomi. Natasha. Me.
back in KFC..we took some time discusing our meals on how we should have it..
after some planning on how the meal should be like..
we took the strike..and order our meal..
hahaha.
eat eat eat..talk talk talk..laugh laugh laugh..
then do so little work..haiyo..but never mind lah..
haha.'
Natasha soon left at KFC at 10pm.
so i brought her to the bus stop where she can take a direct bus back..
and during this really short journey..
i actually managed to embarass myself before her..
aiyo..i think i m juz born to be malu man..lol
i was like talking on the phone to Jacob..my cell member..
then i hang the phone, cross the road..turn my head a called out "hello Natasha."
then "piack!!" i crash onto a park car...aiyo.
so malu sia..
haha. Then i tried talking to Natasha..haha..
she so shy..so cute..haha.
barely spoke a word lah..haha..
reach the bus stop, waited for her bus with her, then return to KFC to look for Naomi.
back there..we started chatting non-stop..
so many things to talk about...talking about those backsliders..those church members..
alot of things to share lah..
share alot on the spiritual stuff..very meaningful..
and share about major problems of reaching out to the lost..haha..
talk till 11..walk her to her bus stop too..
waited for her bus too..
her bus came..but she offered to take the next bus just to chat..
but unfortunately..my parents came liao..
so yeah..she board the bus..and i went over to look for my parents..
then my parents brought me to buy some drinks cuz i told her i felt like a withering plant.
so yeah. got myself a drink and she went off to the bakery to buy some bread.
done with everything..go home..
woot..
I LOVE MY MOMMY!
haha..
okay..done with my long winded blogging once again..good by my lovely frenz..
after accounting lecture..
my whole entire class actually plan to pontang oral communication..
hahaha..and we did so...
so we skip class as a whole and when to do "project C.S"
hahaha..so fun lah..
play play play..then after that go for lunch and makan...
then alot of pple disperse to there own destination..and as for me..
i stayed back with a few other guys and when on for the game of dota..
woot!!
play play play...once again..hahaha..
then till 5pm..finally receive the call from shi pei that she is here at yck station liao
so i quickly stop my game and when to look for them there..
found them...wanted to take them to the bus and go to amk library..
wahh..but instead..they stop me and drag me to walk with them the long horrible journey where the sun has it golden rays scourging over you skin. JUST TO SAVE THAT 45 cents.
argh.
so yeah..walk to the library..and they still can tell me so near somemore..
aiyo.
okay..so we studied at the library for awhile..and soon.
shirly and shi pei got hungry..
so got down to cafe galilee to buy some food to eat..
i bought chicken drumlets and shared with them..so ex lah..feel so broke now..
haha..then while waiting for the drumlets to be cook..
i bought myself a tuna puff to pacify the grumpy stomach.
haha..ate everything up liao..
then saw Naomi and Natasha outside the library..
they were too late..finish all the drumlets liao..haha..oops.
so met up with them and went up to study once again..
soon..shirly needed to go off liao..
so we decided to head off to KFC..
and bought our food there..
shirly and shipei had take away..cuz they were leaving..
then they left..
now it is left with Naomi. Natasha. Me.
back in KFC..we took some time discusing our meals on how we should have it..
after some planning on how the meal should be like..
we took the strike..and order our meal..
hahaha.
eat eat eat..talk talk talk..laugh laugh laugh..
then do so little work..haiyo..but never mind lah..
haha.'
Natasha soon left at KFC at 10pm.
so i brought her to the bus stop where she can take a direct bus back..
and during this really short journey..
i actually managed to embarass myself before her..
aiyo..i think i m juz born to be malu man..lol
i was like talking on the phone to Jacob..my cell member..
then i hang the phone, cross the road..turn my head a called out "hello Natasha."
then "piack!!" i crash onto a park car...aiyo.
so malu sia..
haha. Then i tried talking to Natasha..haha..
she so shy..so cute..haha.
barely spoke a word lah..haha..
reach the bus stop, waited for her bus with her, then return to KFC to look for Naomi.
back there..we started chatting non-stop..
so many things to talk about...talking about those backsliders..those church members..
alot of things to share lah..
share alot on the spiritual stuff..very meaningful..
and share about major problems of reaching out to the lost..haha..
talk till 11..walk her to her bus stop too..
waited for her bus too..
her bus came..but she offered to take the next bus just to chat..
but unfortunately..my parents came liao..
so yeah..she board the bus..and i went over to look for my parents..
then my parents brought me to buy some drinks cuz i told her i felt like a withering plant.
so yeah. got myself a drink and she went off to the bakery to buy some bread.
done with everything..go home..
woot..
I LOVE MY MOMMY!
haha..
okay..done with my long winded blogging once again..good by my lovely frenz..
Monday, July 17, 2006. 8:46 AM .
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2day..i've been very humble sia..
after school.
rushed home while my guy frenz went to do "project CS"
called up so many pple to ask if they have roller blades to spare..haha.
in the end..i got myself a small pathetic size 7 roller blades..aiyo..so small.
okay..so i met karen first at yck station..then meet up with isaac and hubert in sambawang.
went to mac to makan a little.
chat a little..i watch the comedy between isaac and hubert..
they are really like 2 clowns sia..haha..could stop laughing at them..
then after that..they started arguing..then isaac carelessly spilled his coke into the curly-fries.
hahaha..it was super funny lah...
okay..eat finish..tried contacting felicia...but juz cant get her..
haha..my own self made conclusion..
detention again..
haha.
we were a pair of roller blade short..
so we went to felicia's house to borrow a pair..
haha..got it from the brother...
then after that..we went to this huge empty concrete field to blade around..
haha..so fun..
at first..i keep seeing isaac fall down..
i keep laughing at him..
then after that i really blade with some substance of speed in it..
i fell down too..haha..his turn to laugh at me..
then after that..i religiously keep falling down and again with pure consistance..
never felt so humble b4 sia..
keep sticking low down to the ground..haha..
haha..then after that hubert offer me to let me taste the speed of blading..
so he held my hands..and he bladed really fast...
i cannot make it..cuz i lousy at blading..
so once again..i fell..
wah..then never did i expect..he suddenly came charging towards me and jump over me sia..
woah..
freak out for a moment..
he jump over me a total of 3 times sia today..
idiot lah that guy..LOL.
then suddenly felicia came..!!
woah...more pple to join in the fun..
so again we bladed around..
after awhile..
dunno where the suggestion came from..
we started going down this little slope..
everyone was trying it..
and everyone were like super lah..
unlike karen and i..who were the ultimate noobs there.
so going down the slope was like a challange to us...hahaha..
then there was this spectacular fall where karen crash onto isaac and isaac tried to lighten her fall..
it was super style...
lol..haha..and kinda funny too..
time flies when there is fun.
so we left and bought some drinks from 7-11.
then all went home..
haha..so fun today..love ya peeps man..
blade more often man..haaha..
haha..so once again..i m bored..and i decided to put a really funny joke that i have found..haha..this is called the Singaporean vs the Malaysian..
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia........He was sitting in a Delifrance shop having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam........A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.
"You must be a Singaporean right?" the Malaysian asked.
"Yes.......how did you know?"...........asked the Singaporean.
Malaysian: "Because you Singaporeans eat the whole bread right?"
"Yes of course." replied the Singaporean.
Malaysian: "We don't. We Malaysians only eat what's inside the crusts. We collect the crusts into containers, recycle them and then make them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "Ah ha.......We don't. We Malaysians eat only fresh fruits grown in Malaysia for breakfast and then we put all the peels, seed sand other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam and then sell it across to you in Singapore."
The Singaporean had enough.........and he retorted........
Singaporean: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: "Of course we do and we are much better at it and we have sex more often than you Singaporeans and that is why we do not have population problem in Malaysia."
Singaporean: "I see.......and do you wear protection?"
Malaysian: "Of course we wear condoms. We are the condom manufacturing capital of the world......"
Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms after you have used them?"
Malaysian: "We throw them away, of course!"
Singaporean: "Well, we don't. Let me share a secret with you. In Singapore,the government secretly collects them and puts them into a container,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia for people like you to chew on and that is why we banned chewing gum in Singapore!"
this is just a joke..so chill man if u are a malaysian..haha..=D
after school.
rushed home while my guy frenz went to do "project CS"
called up so many pple to ask if they have roller blades to spare..haha.
in the end..i got myself a small pathetic size 7 roller blades..aiyo..so small.
okay..so i met karen first at yck station..then meet up with isaac and hubert in sambawang.
went to mac to makan a little.
chat a little..i watch the comedy between isaac and hubert..
they are really like 2 clowns sia..haha..could stop laughing at them..
then after that..they started arguing..then isaac carelessly spilled his coke into the curly-fries.
hahaha..it was super funny lah...
okay..eat finish..tried contacting felicia...but juz cant get her..
haha..my own self made conclusion..
detention again..
haha.
we were a pair of roller blade short..
so we went to felicia's house to borrow a pair..
haha..got it from the brother...
then after that..we went to this huge empty concrete field to blade around..
haha..so fun..
at first..i keep seeing isaac fall down..
i keep laughing at him..
then after that i really blade with some substance of speed in it..
i fell down too..haha..his turn to laugh at me..
then after that..i religiously keep falling down and again with pure consistance..
never felt so humble b4 sia..
keep sticking low down to the ground..haha..
haha..then after that hubert offer me to let me taste the speed of blading..
so he held my hands..and he bladed really fast...
i cannot make it..cuz i lousy at blading..
so once again..i fell..
wah..then never did i expect..he suddenly came charging towards me and jump over me sia..
woah..
freak out for a moment..
he jump over me a total of 3 times sia today..
idiot lah that guy..LOL.
then suddenly felicia came..!!
woah...more pple to join in the fun..
so again we bladed around..
after awhile..
dunno where the suggestion came from..
we started going down this little slope..
everyone was trying it..
and everyone were like super lah..
unlike karen and i..who were the ultimate noobs there.
so going down the slope was like a challange to us...hahaha..
then there was this spectacular fall where karen crash onto isaac and isaac tried to lighten her fall..
it was super style...
lol..haha..and kinda funny too..
time flies when there is fun.
so we left and bought some drinks from 7-11.
then all went home..
haha..so fun today..love ya peeps man..
blade more often man..haaha..
haha..so once again..i m bored..and i decided to put a really funny joke that i have found..haha..this is called the Singaporean vs the Malaysian..
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia........He was sitting in a Delifrance shop having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam........A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.
"You must be a Singaporean right?" the Malaysian asked.
"Yes.......how did you know?"...........asked the Singaporean.
Malaysian: "Because you Singaporeans eat the whole bread right?"
"Yes of course." replied the Singaporean.
Malaysian: "We don't. We Malaysians only eat what's inside the crusts. We collect the crusts into containers, recycle them and then make them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "Ah ha.......We don't. We Malaysians eat only fresh fruits grown in Malaysia for breakfast and then we put all the peels, seed sand other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam and then sell it across to you in Singapore."
The Singaporean had enough.........and he retorted........
Singaporean: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: "Of course we do and we are much better at it and we have sex more often than you Singaporeans and that is why we do not have population problem in Malaysia."
Singaporean: "I see.......and do you wear protection?"
Malaysian: "Of course we wear condoms. We are the condom manufacturing capital of the world......"
Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms after you have used them?"
Malaysian: "We throw them away, of course!"
Singaporean: "Well, we don't. Let me share a secret with you. In Singapore,the government secretly collects them and puts them into a container,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia for people like you to chew on and that is why we banned chewing gum in Singapore!"
this is just a joke..so chill man if u are a malaysian..haha..=D
Sunday, July 16, 2006. 6:37 AM .
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haha.
sry fellow pple who reads my blog and all.
i've been a very busy man lately..
many things to do..many things to play..so ya..no time to blog.
by right..i actually have no time to blog still. i m suppose to complete my project.
but then again..i couldn't care less..
yeah. cant help it..i juz enjoy bloggin and sharing the shit i have contain within me and my life.
see. i so brother rite..share with u my shit and all.
haha.
this is how the day goes for 2dae.
did some meeting up with my fren and went to jog.
after that ..meet up with my montfort frenz.
nick chia and wilson with his gf, claudia.
we all met at jubilee and when to mos burger to have lunch
after that..when to catch a movie..
pirates of the caribbeans..argh..i dunno if i spell correctly.who cares man.
haha..
yeah..after the movie..
go play some dota and warcraft standard map
haha.
great fun..
my hero alone cleared the whole of nick chia army..
woot.
dota..we were like quite even out lah..so yeah..not much to talk about.
haha.
after that..had kfc..we did some major accounting there..
concluding which was the best buy..
so bought our meals.
eat and talk.
done eating..play ice spitting.
no more ice to spit..
end up..straw fight..LOL.
how lame can it gets..
but it was lots of fun i tell ya..LOL
then we all go home..the end..
yay.
haha..okay lah..next time i write a proper blog entry..really no time sia..
haha..
or how about this..i go rip off another email i have and put it on my blog..
haha..here it goes..
There once was a very good old barber in New York.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut,
he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept
money from you.
I am doing community service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber
goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber
after the cut.
But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you.
I am doing community service."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts
waiting at his door.
A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay
the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you.
I am doing community service."
The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what
he
finds there............
Can you guess?
Come on, think like a Singaporean....
have you got the answer ...........
come on .............
guess
guess.................................................
....
a dozen Singaporeans waiting for a free haircut!
sry fellow pple who reads my blog and all.
i've been a very busy man lately..
many things to do..many things to play..so ya..no time to blog.
by right..i actually have no time to blog still. i m suppose to complete my project.
but then again..i couldn't care less..
yeah. cant help it..i juz enjoy bloggin and sharing the shit i have contain within me and my life.
see. i so brother rite..share with u my shit and all.
haha.
this is how the day goes for 2dae.
did some meeting up with my fren and went to jog.
after that ..meet up with my montfort frenz.
nick chia and wilson with his gf, claudia.
we all met at jubilee and when to mos burger to have lunch
after that..when to catch a movie..
pirates of the caribbeans..argh..i dunno if i spell correctly.who cares man.
haha..
yeah..after the movie..
go play some dota and warcraft standard map
haha.
great fun..
my hero alone cleared the whole of nick chia army..
woot.
dota..we were like quite even out lah..so yeah..not much to talk about.
haha.
after that..had kfc..we did some major accounting there..
concluding which was the best buy..
so bought our meals.
eat and talk.
done eating..play ice spitting.
no more ice to spit..
end up..straw fight..LOL.
how lame can it gets..
but it was lots of fun i tell ya..LOL
then we all go home..the end..
yay.
haha..okay lah..next time i write a proper blog entry..really no time sia..
haha..
or how about this..i go rip off another email i have and put it on my blog..
haha..here it goes..
There once was a very good old barber in New York.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut,
he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept
money from you.
I am doing community service."
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber
goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber
after the cut.
But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you.
I am doing community service."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts
waiting at his door.
A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay
the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you.
I am doing community service."
The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what
he
finds there............
Can you guess?
Come on, think like a Singaporean....
have you got the answer ...........
come on .............
guess
guess.................................................
....
a dozen Singaporeans waiting for a free haircut!
Monday, July 10, 2006. 9:58 AM .
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The story through the sighboards..LOL!
(You Can Read The Sighboards By Clicking On It)
i hope the pictures could be seen clearly..haha..
i found this though my email and i thought it would be really cool if i share it on my blog.
Today..school..i was like pangsei lah..my frenz all go play CS and then put password..dun let me play...cuz i was too good at the game..haha..
haha..nevermind..let them practice till perfection then play with them again..haha..
after school..when to toapayoh library to study.
i was by myself..actually by right..i was suppose to study with a few frenz one..but there was a major confusion in the process of making decisions.
so i studied by myself for like 1 and a half hours.
then meet up with Naomi, Lynette and Natasha..is that how u spell her name..LOL.
then go all the way to paya lebar to study together at the KFC in Singpost.
there we meet up with Shi Pei and Shirly.
haha..though shi pei is one hack of a noisy little girl.
manage to get many things in my head still.
LOL
then wai lun and a few other china frenz of the church also came and meet up.
so there were alot of pple..
LOL
still..there was a good input when i study.
haha..soon..one by one left..leaving me wailun and naomi.
so studied awhile longer..waited for naomi's dad.
then wailun and i too bus home..
such a fruitful day..should have more of this day more often..
yesterday was a fruitful day of fellowship..more of those kinda days are needed in my life..
so God bless you all.
and i love all ya churchy people.
The story through the sighboards..LOL!
(You Can Read The Sighboards By Clicking On It)
i hope the pictures could be seen clearly..haha..
i found this though my email and i thought it would be really cool if i share it on my blog.
Today..school..i was like pangsei lah..my frenz all go play CS and then put password..dun let me play...cuz i was too good at the game..haha..
haha..nevermind..let them practice till perfection then play with them again..haha..
after school..when to toapayoh library to study.
i was by myself..actually by right..i was suppose to study with a few frenz one..but there was a major confusion in the process of making decisions.
so i studied by myself for like 1 and a half hours.
then meet up with Naomi, Lynette and Natasha..is that how u spell her name..LOL.
then go all the way to paya lebar to study together at the KFC in Singpost.
there we meet up with Shi Pei and Shirly.
haha..though shi pei is one hack of a noisy little girl.
manage to get many things in my head still.
LOL
then wai lun and a few other china frenz of the church also came and meet up.
so there were alot of pple..
LOL
still..there was a good input when i study.
haha..soon..one by one left..leaving me wailun and naomi.
so studied awhile longer..waited for naomi's dad.
then wailun and i too bus home..
such a fruitful day..should have more of this day more often..
yesterday was a fruitful day of fellowship..more of those kinda days are needed in my life..
so God bless you all.
and i love all ya churchy people.
Sunday, July 09, 2006. 7:52 AM .
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SIAO-SAAC No. 0000
SIAO-SIL No.0001
SIAO-REN No.0002
haha..i love these few days man...
got into my new cell..so interesting.
haha..
but i dun feel like talking about yesterday stuff..
cuz today event more fun.
it was like so super lah today..
had so much fun and all..
it first began with naomi asking me to go for service last nite...
i was reluctant at first..but after that, decided to go lah..since it is Robb thomson after all.
so got up early..gave morning call to naomi..then to karen...
then had a bath, then call karen again if she wanna meet up.
saw my neighbour as i walked out of the gate.
she decided to give me a lift to yck mrt without me asking her or anything.
i thought i was gonna meet her late and keep her waiting as i always did...
but this time...thx to my neighbour..i was early..haha..Praise the Lord!!
so instead of her waiting for me as i thought the outcome be..it was the other way round.
we chat through out the journey, and we decided to take retarded pictures on our way there..
we actually wanted to make a story outta the photos we take..
but during that time..we really couldn't think of any.
so we decided to create the character out first...
haha..it was great fun!!
in a blink of an eye, we reach expo liao.
meet all the other zone members of shilin cell.
help them book their seats and all.
service began and it was superb as usual.
after service, karen, shi pei, shirly and i went out go buy lunch for the cell members.
wah...the queue was like crap lah..
it was like super super super super long,
than what is worst rite, is that shi pei keep making so much noise..
keep bullying me by pinching and poking me because she finds it so fun..
i dunno why so fun sia..i so nice to whack meh.?
okay..nvm..even then, we queue up so long lah..
then after that must somemore rush back to the other cell members cuz prayer meeting was about to start..
due to time constrain...we stuff all the food into our mouth..
for a moment..i felt like it was so fun...but after awhile..
it wasn't..cuz i was like choking on my food..crap.
once done with eating..rush in to church once more to have prayer meeting..this time..i sat with my own cell members liao..
wah...prayer meeting..i was like dying..i had no energy and all to like stand up for so long lah.
my leg was like trembling lah!! rite after prayer meeting..when the last word was finally spoken..
i fell to my seat and said..Praise the Lord..haha..
kk. talk to my members for awhile..then go off and meet up with the other zone members once more..
then after that meet up with isaac and felicia..they wanted to go blading at first..
but the weather was not suitable for them to blade..
so in the end..felicia go her way, and isaac followed my zone members to bugis...
on our way there..we took retarded pictures once again with isaac this time..LOL!
Then reach bugis liao..i started talking to a familiar zone member..however i never get to knew her name until...
we started exchanging names..then i discovered something really retarded happening..
her name was hui ru.
she was the girl i've been messaging without me knowing who she was when we actually know each other for sometime liao..she was also shock!!
she thought i was a girl at first when we started smsing each other..haha..
so funny.
today then we actually really know each other lah..haha..
now at bugis..wah..isaac like got countless frenz lah...
keep bumpping into his frenz lah.
then after that he left..
so left with naomi, karen, peiyi, huirum and i.
they went to take neo print.
lol. they were not able to complete decorating their pics lah...haha..
huiru left next. leaving the 4 of us left.
wahahaha..walk around, looking for naomi present for her dad.
after walking for so long..found nothing..all of us were tired and worn out
so we stop by KFC.
there the fun began..LOL.
first, a man suddenly gave us a free cup of pepsi.
everything was all fine at first..it was like a normal meal..we were like being lame to each other until...
karen started anyhow shoot ice at strangers..we all were laughing like mad..
then she started shooting me.
THIS MEANS WAR!!!
so i took my oily fingers and wiped it on her face..WHOOO!!!
waahh!! more ice came flying my way!!
so in return, more oily fingers on her face..LOL.
she even gave me a shotgun shot of ice lah..
it was a long battle..HAHA
then she flooded hey plate of chicken ice..and i kinda fail to notice it.
i was still happily eating my chicken then..
when i suddenly notice that my remaining chicken were freezing.
then i spoke up..
"what!! my chicken feels cold!!"
then i look down..notice the pile of ice on the bones of the chicken.
i was like. "oh shit"
everyone when laughing again...
then peiyi said.. look behind..."KFC" the signboard..
"Kentucky Freezing Chicken!"
then karen corrected her saying "Kentucky Frozen Chicken."
now we bursting out in laughter...
okay..done with KFC.. got out of there..
and peiyi left.
Karen was still holding her cup filled with ice..
i was like holding the cup the man gave us for free..
still filled with pepsi. untouch.
"piack!!" another ice hit my face.
i was like. crap. it is not over.
then i dip my fingers into the pepsi..
splash her holy water..
then she return shot and kept a distant away from me..
naomi was next to me at that time..
saw her only watching the fun that we both are having..
decided to drag her in the fun too..wahahah..
dip my hand in pepsi..then wiped it on her face...hahaha..!!
then she was like smacking me like mad...
woah..
but that didnt deter me from wetting her with more pepsi.LOL!
haha..so i threw my pepsi away..as i didnt feel like wetting them with pepsi liao..so gross..
but karen was evil.
she didnt spared me even though i had no form of defence..
her ice spitting continue..
and i was continually bombarded with ice bits..
so i took the straw away from her...expecting her to chase after me for the straw..
but to my surprise..
she draws another straw outta her bag.
snatch it away from her once again..
another straw pops outta her bag..
that is when i learn...no point in defending my final defence..i m over man..
so okay lah..no choice...kena bombarded..
then after that we went to look for apple strudel for naomi b.day cake for her father.
then dunno which of them came out with this idea..
started practicing their punches on me..
then they say..we training you for the future..i was like..oh ya rite..
eventually every battle was over...
and peace is once again restored in the kingdom of basil.
LOL.
so we walk about..meet up with naomi's mom..so tall lah..taller then me..
walk about bugis once again..stalls were closing when we found the apple strudel store at last.
bought her stuff..then next problem...the search for a candle..
during this search..we meet shun ai by coincidence..lol.
met her twice in bugis.
finally got our candle.
then mission accomplish..end of day..
so naomi stayed back and accompanied her mother while karen and i when home..
okay..that is enough..good bye..
and god bless..thx for taking the effort to read this retardedly long blog..
Thursday, July 06, 2006. 7:55 AM .
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BACK TO THE OLD FUNKY ME!!
time to write a proper blog entry.
it has been long.
everytime no mood.
finally got mood, so better take this opportunity to write this crap b4 all mood is lost.
aiya. for the past few days,
i really really really really no mood to blog sia.
all i want is to occupy myself with games and more games and more games.
play play play.
waste more time.
waste even more time.
waste alot alot alot of time.
eventually. got bored of gaming. go msn chat.
chat chat chat chat and chat.
still so sian. .
haha. i m really touch with the North cluster frenz sia.
really. on sunday a whole bunch of them cycle to my house to borrow bike cuz they wanna go nite cycling.
so i agree to lend them.
chat with them for awhile. then to my surprise.
they actually notice that i had a bad saturday. and so they bothered asking.
so i told them, then they comforted me. haha.
so touch. =D luf them all!
then they left.
after that..
go online, pple still show concern for me. haha..even more touch.
so yeah. better now.
well. a lesson that i've learn from all those bad moments.
firstly. learn to cherish those closer to me.
next. time to be grateful for what u have been given basil.
finally. do not learn from ur own self-experience alone. it's not enough.
haha..so if u ever notice me being a much much more nicer and sweeter and tastier person.
probably that means i have finally learn my lesson.
okae. done with the acting emo part if it ever sounds emo. =D
now for the real stuff.
tmr is my first time attending to my very new cell group
so excited!
haha..all the new people i am gonna meet and all.
the part of the zone i don't talk to. finally i can get to know them all
woot!
new start for tmr, hopefully i don't screw it up like i always do.
haha.
i think before cell group. i shall first go study.
time to study like how i used to study during o levels that time.
i have been allowing my brain to rust for the past 8 months already.
time to get the rusty old gray thingy working once more.
okay lah.
that all folks.
i need to go toilet release tension liao.
so at the same time, i might as well end my blog here
haha..perfect time for it's release.
buaiix guys.
and have a great day.
time to write a proper blog entry.
it has been long.
everytime no mood.
finally got mood, so better take this opportunity to write this crap b4 all mood is lost.
aiya. for the past few days,
i really really really really no mood to blog sia.
all i want is to occupy myself with games and more games and more games.
play play play.
waste more time.
waste even more time.
waste alot alot alot of time.
eventually. got bored of gaming. go msn chat.
chat chat chat chat and chat.
still so sian. .
haha. i m really touch with the North cluster frenz sia.
really. on sunday a whole bunch of them cycle to my house to borrow bike cuz they wanna go nite cycling.
so i agree to lend them.
chat with them for awhile. then to my surprise.
they actually notice that i had a bad saturday. and so they bothered asking.
so i told them, then they comforted me. haha.
so touch. =D luf them all!
then they left.
after that..
go online, pple still show concern for me. haha..even more touch.
so yeah. better now.
well. a lesson that i've learn from all those bad moments.
firstly. learn to cherish those closer to me.
next. time to be grateful for what u have been given basil.
finally. do not learn from ur own self-experience alone. it's not enough.
haha..so if u ever notice me being a much much more nicer and sweeter and tastier person.
probably that means i have finally learn my lesson.
okae. done with the acting emo part if it ever sounds emo. =D
now for the real stuff.
tmr is my first time attending to my very new cell group
so excited!
haha..all the new people i am gonna meet and all.
the part of the zone i don't talk to. finally i can get to know them all
woot!
new start for tmr, hopefully i don't screw it up like i always do.
haha.
i think before cell group. i shall first go study.
time to study like how i used to study during o levels that time.
i have been allowing my brain to rust for the past 8 months already.
time to get the rusty old gray thingy working once more.
okay lah.
that all folks.
i need to go toilet release tension liao.
so at the same time, i might as well end my blog here
haha..perfect time for it's release.
buaiix guys.
and have a great day.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006. 7:53 AM .
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haiz.
do i have cell group this coming friday!!!????
can someone please tell me!!?????
i totally dunno anything.
i dun even know my cell group name..
all i know my leader is brother Johnson.
so where am i suppose to be...
ARgh.
end of entry.
do i have cell group this coming friday!!!????
can someone please tell me!!?????
i totally dunno anything.
i dun even know my cell group name..
all i know my leader is brother Johnson.
so where am i suppose to be...
ARgh.
end of entry.
Saturday, July 01, 2006. 9:43 PM .
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yesterday was the worst few days ever in my life.
it just cant get any worst then it.
the day actually began quite well.
played softball in the morning.
i was the first person to hit a homerun for that day.
and every team i join, the team will win.
how cool is that.
lol.
however, at my last game before i left for church.
i accidentally hurt myself.
it was my turn to bat.
everyone thought i was gonna do a very hard hit. and so they all stand far back.
however. when i bat. i gave a high shot that it went across the infield but way infront of the outfield. so they all couldn't catch it.
by the time the ball really landed, i was already at my first base.
the right fielder fumbled with the ball..and he was panicking to get the balls in his hands.
i manage to run to 3rd base because of that.
then i lead off from 3rd base.
the right fielder threw the ball down to 3rd base.
during the ball flight, i attemp my run to homeplate.
but before i really reach the homeplate, i wanted to slide because it was a very tight situation.
however, went i slide, my boots grip was too great.
it cause this sudden stop, making me role and tumbled down to the homeplate.
it was a HOMERUN!!!
but however i hurt my leg because of that.
after that game, i rush home to take a bath.
done with that, i hurried down to the main road of my house.
i tried to held a cab.
i stop nearly 10 cabs, all the cabs refuse to send me down to expo cuz they were changing shift.
i was so frustrated that i took out my handphone and was about to call for a cab when suddenly, and finally, a cab came and stop for me. i was like "praise the Lord! Finally!"
it took about 15 minutes from my house down to expo.
left 5 minutes b4 service starts.
and so i limp my way down to church.
i had to sit alone cuz i wasn't able to come on time to grap the sit with my cellgroup.
so i was alone by myself filled with strangers around me.
during praise, i sang with joy.
during worship, de ja vu..a vision came to me.
so i prayed.
this vision i had was something that was going to occur within the next 2 hours time after i got the vision.
and so, during worship. i teared. hoping that things would not come to past.
then pastor sermon was about pressing on to the vision.
and then he started praying for all the leaders and laying hands on them.
during that period. i took this time to make my own sincere prayer to the Lord.
at that prayer, i prayed for my cellgroup.
i prayed for revival to come upon it.
i told the Lord that i was sorry for not taking enough initiative to reach out.
i also prayed that i would be able to rise up and serve the cell group,
i would also be more loving to my own members and all.
i was a long powerful prayer i've made.
i was tearing while praying..the holy spirit was there, i could feel it.
service ended as soon as it began. i went to look for the cell.
found them, then we look for one corner to sit.
there were 4 of us in total, Hendri, Huimin, Christian, and I.
hendri's eyes were red from crying, i guess he was touch by the sermon.
then he finally spoke.
by the tone of his voice, i knew it was something serious.
he finally spoke the key thing that i wasn't pleasing to my ears and thoughts.
"i'm disbanding the cell group." he said.
by that line alone, i was in a way angry with him for giving up so easily.
but then i was also sad. basically the thing that i would least expect to heppen to my cell actually happened!!
so hendri did his final talk as a leader to us.
he shared with us a little of his feelings.
then he offered us if we have anything to share.
i had... but i was muted by the clouding thoughts in my mind.
i just could'nt speak. it is like. if ever i were to open my mouth, i was certain i would burst out in tears. so i kept silent.
so hendri decided to pray for us all.
we prayed hard. i was speaking in the spirit while hendri was leading the prayer. i could hear the weeping next to me, it was huimin, she couldn't hold no longer, she burst out in tears.
soon i could hold no longer, my eyes began to watered as i the prayer goes on.
And as soon as the prayer was over,
without my conscience working on me.
i just got up of my seat where i was sitting and gave my leader a really great big hug.
for i knew one thing. he still loves us dearly, and i was touch.
i hug him for really quite awhile, and during that hug.
i lose control of my tears flood gates.
rivers of tears stream down my cheek and wet his shoulder.
i had this short of air feeling. i was like gasping for oxygen as i cried.
i just cant help facing the fact that my cell is no more.
i still remembered the time when we first mulitiplied and became 2
what a glorious event. praise the Lord for it.
i still remember the time where hendri had to try to seperate both the cell from meeting up together too often as we already have multiplied and are no more one.
finally i release poor brother hendri from the bear hug i gave him.
i bet he was touch. cuz his flood gates were let loose too.
We walk outta hall one and headed for coffee bean, for that is where christian and huimin new allocated cell group were at.
They were warmly welcome and by sister shilin.
And as for me. I was allocated to brother Johnson cellgroup.
but i wasn't able to meet him, for he have left expo already.
haix.
so in the end, hendri and i were left.
we walk over to the coffee shop and hendri treated me dinner.
and he name it the "last supper"..
lol.
we had our fellowship there, then when on to meet sister Audrey that was at BK.
haiyo..felt like a faggot that day. cry so much..aiyo.
dun wanna write anymore.
too sad to go one typing.
buaix.
it just cant get any worst then it.
the day actually began quite well.
played softball in the morning.
i was the first person to hit a homerun for that day.
and every team i join, the team will win.
how cool is that.
lol.
however, at my last game before i left for church.
i accidentally hurt myself.
it was my turn to bat.
everyone thought i was gonna do a very hard hit. and so they all stand far back.
however. when i bat. i gave a high shot that it went across the infield but way infront of the outfield. so they all couldn't catch it.
by the time the ball really landed, i was already at my first base.
the right fielder fumbled with the ball..and he was panicking to get the balls in his hands.
i manage to run to 3rd base because of that.
then i lead off from 3rd base.
the right fielder threw the ball down to 3rd base.
during the ball flight, i attemp my run to homeplate.
but before i really reach the homeplate, i wanted to slide because it was a very tight situation.
however, went i slide, my boots grip was too great.
it cause this sudden stop, making me role and tumbled down to the homeplate.
it was a HOMERUN!!!
but however i hurt my leg because of that.
after that game, i rush home to take a bath.
done with that, i hurried down to the main road of my house.
i tried to held a cab.
i stop nearly 10 cabs, all the cabs refuse to send me down to expo cuz they were changing shift.
i was so frustrated that i took out my handphone and was about to call for a cab when suddenly, and finally, a cab came and stop for me. i was like "praise the Lord! Finally!"
it took about 15 minutes from my house down to expo.
left 5 minutes b4 service starts.
and so i limp my way down to church.
i had to sit alone cuz i wasn't able to come on time to grap the sit with my cellgroup.
so i was alone by myself filled with strangers around me.
during praise, i sang with joy.
during worship, de ja vu..a vision came to me.
so i prayed.
this vision i had was something that was going to occur within the next 2 hours time after i got the vision.
and so, during worship. i teared. hoping that things would not come to past.
then pastor sermon was about pressing on to the vision.
and then he started praying for all the leaders and laying hands on them.
during that period. i took this time to make my own sincere prayer to the Lord.
at that prayer, i prayed for my cellgroup.
i prayed for revival to come upon it.
i told the Lord that i was sorry for not taking enough initiative to reach out.
i also prayed that i would be able to rise up and serve the cell group,
i would also be more loving to my own members and all.
i was a long powerful prayer i've made.
i was tearing while praying..the holy spirit was there, i could feel it.
service ended as soon as it began. i went to look for the cell.
found them, then we look for one corner to sit.
there were 4 of us in total, Hendri, Huimin, Christian, and I.
hendri's eyes were red from crying, i guess he was touch by the sermon.
then he finally spoke.
by the tone of his voice, i knew it was something serious.
he finally spoke the key thing that i wasn't pleasing to my ears and thoughts.
"i'm disbanding the cell group." he said.
by that line alone, i was in a way angry with him for giving up so easily.
but then i was also sad. basically the thing that i would least expect to heppen to my cell actually happened!!
so hendri did his final talk as a leader to us.
he shared with us a little of his feelings.
then he offered us if we have anything to share.
i had... but i was muted by the clouding thoughts in my mind.
i just could'nt speak. it is like. if ever i were to open my mouth, i was certain i would burst out in tears. so i kept silent.
so hendri decided to pray for us all.
we prayed hard. i was speaking in the spirit while hendri was leading the prayer. i could hear the weeping next to me, it was huimin, she couldn't hold no longer, she burst out in tears.
soon i could hold no longer, my eyes began to watered as i the prayer goes on.
And as soon as the prayer was over,
without my conscience working on me.
i just got up of my seat where i was sitting and gave my leader a really great big hug.
for i knew one thing. he still loves us dearly, and i was touch.
i hug him for really quite awhile, and during that hug.
i lose control of my tears flood gates.
rivers of tears stream down my cheek and wet his shoulder.
i had this short of air feeling. i was like gasping for oxygen as i cried.
i just cant help facing the fact that my cell is no more.
i still remembered the time when we first mulitiplied and became 2
what a glorious event. praise the Lord for it.
i still remember the time where hendri had to try to seperate both the cell from meeting up together too often as we already have multiplied and are no more one.
finally i release poor brother hendri from the bear hug i gave him.
i bet he was touch. cuz his flood gates were let loose too.
We walk outta hall one and headed for coffee bean, for that is where christian and huimin new allocated cell group were at.
They were warmly welcome and by sister shilin.
And as for me. I was allocated to brother Johnson cellgroup.
but i wasn't able to meet him, for he have left expo already.
haix.
so in the end, hendri and i were left.
we walk over to the coffee shop and hendri treated me dinner.
and he name it the "last supper"..
lol.
we had our fellowship there, then when on to meet sister Audrey that was at BK.
haiyo..felt like a faggot that day. cry so much..aiyo.
dun wanna write anymore.
too sad to go one typing.
buaix.