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BASIL OSWARD.
akA. XIAObianKING.[chingee]
akA. EMPEROR.[johnson's cell]
akA. GAYER.[felicia&karen]
NANYANG POLY
FAITH_PLUCKER@MSN.COM
HATES VEGETABLES.
LOVES MEAT.
GIVE ME AN INCH, I'LL GIVE YOU A MILE. :))

biography.
ONCE A JOKER,
NOW A JOKE.
HOLDS AN EMPIRE,
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL?

How to make a Basil Osward
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

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Personality cocktail
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Monday, July 17, 2006. 8:46 AM .
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2day..i've been very humble sia..
after school.
rushed home while my guy frenz went to do "project CS"

called up so many pple to ask if they have roller blades to spare..haha.
in the end..i got myself a small pathetic size 7 roller blades..aiyo..so small.

okay..so i met karen first at yck station..then meet up with isaac and hubert in sambawang.
went to mac to makan a little.
chat a little..i watch the comedy between isaac and hubert..
they are really like 2 clowns sia..haha..could stop laughing at them..
then after that..they started arguing..then isaac carelessly spilled his coke into the curly-fries.

hahaha..it was super funny lah...
okay..eat finish..tried contacting felicia...but juz cant get her..
haha..my own self made conclusion..
detention again..

haha.
we were a pair of roller blade short..
so we went to felicia's house to borrow a pair..
haha..got it from the brother...

then after that..we went to this huge empty concrete field to blade around..
haha..so fun..
at first..i keep seeing isaac fall down..
i keep laughing at him..
then after that i really blade with some substance of speed in it..

i fell down too..haha..his turn to laugh at me..
then after that..i religiously keep falling down and again with pure consistance..
never felt so humble b4 sia..
keep sticking low down to the ground..haha..

haha..then after that hubert offer me to let me taste the speed of blading..
so he held my hands..and he bladed really fast...
i cannot make it..cuz i lousy at blading..
so once again..i fell..
wah..then never did i expect..he suddenly came charging towards me and jump over me sia..
woah..

freak out for a moment..
he jump over me a total of 3 times sia today..
idiot lah that guy..LOL.

then suddenly felicia came..!!
woah...more pple to join in the fun..
so again we bladed around..
after awhile..
dunno where the suggestion came from..
we started going down this little slope..
everyone was trying it..
and everyone were like super lah..
unlike karen and i..who were the ultimate noobs there.

so going down the slope was like a challange to us...hahaha..
then there was this spectacular fall where karen crash onto isaac and isaac tried to lighten her fall..
it was super style...
lol..haha..and kinda funny too..

time flies when there is fun.
so we left and bought some drinks from 7-11.
then all went home..

haha..so fun today..love ya peeps man..
blade more often man..haaha..


haha..so once again..i m bored..and i decided to put a really funny joke that i have found..haha..this is called the Singaporean vs the Malaysian..

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia........He was sitting in a Delifrance shop having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam........A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.

"You must be a Singaporean right?" the Malaysian asked.

"Yes.......how did you know?"...........asked the Singaporean.

Malaysian: "Because you Singaporeans eat the whole bread right?"

"Yes of course." replied the Singaporean.

Malaysian: "We don't. We Malaysians only eat what's inside the crusts. We collect the crusts into containers, recycle them and then make them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean: "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "Ah ha.......We don't. We Malaysians eat only fresh fruits grown in Malaysia for breakfast and then we put all the peels, seed sand other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam and then sell it across to you in Singapore."

The Singaporean had enough.........and he retorted........

Singaporean: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: "Of course we do and we are much better at it and we have sex more often than you Singaporeans and that is why we do not have population problem in Malaysia."

Singaporean: "I see.......and do you wear protection?"
Malaysian: "Of course we wear condoms. We are the condom manufacturing capital of the world......"

Singaporean: "And what do you do with the condoms after you have used them?"
Malaysian: "We throw them away, of course!"

Singaporean: "Well, we don't. Let me share a secret with you. In Singapore,the government secretly collects them and puts them into a container,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia for people like you to chew on and that is why we banned chewing gum in Singapore!"

this is just a joke..so chill man if u are a malaysian..haha..=D


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