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BASIL OSWARD.
akA. XIAObianKING.[chingee]
akA. EMPEROR.[johnson's cell]
akA. GAYER.[felicia&karen]
NANYANG POLY
FAITH_PLUCKER@MSN.COM
HATES VEGETABLES.
LOVES MEAT.
GIVE ME AN INCH, I'LL GIVE YOU A MILE. :))

biography.
ONCE A JOKER,
NOW A JOKE.
HOLDS AN EMPIRE,
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL?

How to make a Basil Osward
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com


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Saturday, December 23, 2006. 9:29 AM .
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tags reply...
ChingEe: haha..yeah it was a really great one..i was really hoping u were there to celebrate it together..cuz i noe u're a birthday coordinator and so things might juz comes out a little more interesting if u could have chip in..hahaha.. Even then..good working with ya..=D

Karen: No problem yeah..i really hope u enjoyed it lots man..it took all of us lots of effort..haha..=D

'Fiiona: Haha..acting cool is a really cool thing you know..hahahaha..if i were to make that decision on whether i wanna act cool or not..i will still choose acting cool..hahahaha..=P

nathaniel: wei..u drunk while reading my blog ah..y u so high sia..hahahaha.

Elijah: woah dude..u're the POS guy rite..hahaha..how on earth u manage to find my blog sia..hahahaha..even then..yeah..catch up some other time yeah..see ya.=]

cechao: ya lor..my birthday plan cool rite..hahaha..so chim one sia..hahaha..

juncen: ya lor ya lor..the hair part hor..really cool lehx..hahaha..so nice timing la..haha.

alicia: duh..i've permanently remember u in my head liao...ur name is embedded within my mind already..hahaha..so yeah..=]

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Life of an ICE-CREAM man.
recently i've taken up a new job of selling ice-cream door to door.
i discovered it was a very efficient way of earning money, avg:$8.50 an hour.
so yeah..earn quite a bit from it..

when selling ice cream..you will have lots of chance of meeting all kinds of funny and interesting people..here is one such incident that occur..
Naomi and I were knocking at people's door asking them if they were interested in ice cream..
then we saw a potential..this man's house doors were open, and there were kids running all around...
so we approach the house..

Us: Hello Uncle..

a malay uncle came out with his few kids still running around in the house..

then we started talking our usual routine stuff..going..
hello uncle..my name is basil and she is naomi, we both a student doing part time job. currently we are representing evergreen and rainbow ice cream. these ice cream are creamer then usual and it has less sugar content.

so he replied..
how much is it??

and so i said..
we are selling at $12..but however, this is the Christmas season and so we've decided to give you a discount of $2..which is $10.
then the uncle started bargaining with me lah...

he said..
you sell me $8 then i buy from you..

then we carried on..saying..
uncle ah..err(acting as if i m thinking really hard)..we sell you 2 for $18 how??

then he said..
no..i buy 2 for $15 ..

me..
how about 3 for $26..the most discount i can give..

he replied..
no..$20 for 3...

and we were like shaking our head indicating a big no no for that..
and he continued saying..
okaye..i sing to u a song then u discount me to 20 okay??

without my agreement..he started singing..
(some nursery rhymes)..linking to me selling him the icecream..it was super hilarious la..naomi and i were like dying of laughter..

then he said..okay..i sing le..so u sell me 20 dollar..

then i say...
okay uncle..i sing to u also..then i give u full price of 30 dollars..okaye??
without consent i started singing too..

some nursery rhymes too..but this time singing about the products i sell and all the flavors i had..it was super duper funny..

then i stop saying..
okaye uncle..that would be $30..

woah..then he sang again!!..(it was madness at that time)
this time still using a nursery rhyme tune singing about me knocking on his door and he say dun want...
he sang it until super funny lah..we were like getting free entertainment sia..haha..

so we finally stop singing..
then i told the uncle..eh uncle..i selling u $26 lehx...$10 discount already lehx..u still want to ka jiao me and make lower ah..already got x'mas discount and plus additional discount..u still want more ah?? then we might as well just give u right..

then we keep arguing in a friendly manner.it was super funny...in the end..finally convince him to buy at $26 for 3 ice-cream sia..haha..spent 15 minutes around there..but it was super fun and funny..hahaha..

then went of to another house and then walk by again..he suddenly stop me saying..eh boy..can spare me abit of ur dry ice..

so i pass him my dry ice and he chip off abit..
then i told him..err..that will be 2 dollars..in a joking manner lah..
hahaha..
ya..that is juz one funny incident lah..
okay..i m done blogging already..night


nostalgia.