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BASIL OSWARD.
akA. XIAObianKING.[chingee]
akA. EMPEROR.[johnson's cell]
akA. GAYER.[felicia&karen]
NANYANG POLY
FAITH_PLUCKER@MSN.COM
HATES VEGETABLES.
LOVES MEAT.
GIVE ME AN INCH, I'LL GIVE YOU A MILE. :))

biography.
ONCE A JOKER,
NOW A JOKE.
HOLDS AN EMPIRE,
WHAT'S IN THE BOWL?

How to make a Basil Osward
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com


tagboard.

ShoutMix chat widget
escapes.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007. 7:34 AM .
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hahaha.
good old me is back to create havoc in the once forgotten blog.
yeah balls. i was like reading through my archieves,
looking at the old photos that i've stored in my computer and i cant help but to laugh it.
lets go back to history and take a look at some of the funny things that existed in my comp.


but first something a little more recent of myself to give those who have already forgotten me on how i look.

Okay, so lets first begin when i was just Secondary 2, i was just a little small punk who just cant help but to create mischief. Back then, i was still known as talkative plant, or for my own self proclaimation, Basil the Almighty. Every year i've got a new theme of names. For those who are interested, my this year one is Basil the Wonder. When my birthday comes, i'll change it once again. Let the tradition continue.woot! :)


My first few photos with my 3rd Cell Group, e371. Yeah, they are like mainly older then me, except for a few. They are one bunch of people who just know how to make serious things a lods of fun. yuppx. still love my cell.

Back to the beach boys day, yeah, it was all good. The times we had fun in sentosa's beach. This was the day where we had iron man challenge, and after that, a small simple game. in every group, there has to be one mummy, and the mummy will be use as a target practice, and that very faithful day, i was the mummy. THX LAH.

After cell group in Bro. Johnson house, we fellowship. The pic is cool eh? yeah man. Fellowshipping is a healthy lifestyle people, it brings up your social being. I love them all. :)

i drew this in memory of W169 and E400, they all knew my trademark drawing. The dustbin. Yeah, my drawing has been evolving for a couple of years already. It constantly change. W169 is my very first cell group, the cell group i got integrated into, one day, it multiplied due to a overwhelming number of new friends that join us and that is how E400 was born. But E400 could not last, new friends started to backslide and so E400 have to disband. And so i was posted to my current cell group, E371.

My 2 god-sisters. Pauline on the left, i'm in centre, and Karen on the right. Both very very very important to me. We've shared many secrets and gossips together, been through the tough times and also had lots and lots of fun together. Friends forever okay? yeah.


To many, you guys must be wondering what is so special about this picture. Well, Basil has made history once again with his embarassing insistent character. Karen was looking for starhub, and i pointed there, and she goes saying 'where? where?'. And i was like calling her blind or something until we walk towards the store and discovered it was just a stupid mr bean store. Boy was i embarass back then. hahaha.

A little tickle for Karen once again..CHOOO CHOOOO!!!! hahaha. CHOOO....ng. hahaha.

Good old Parade of School!! North Cluster people. yeah man. Got to wear that really gay costume but had great fun still. haha. North Cluster will shine for greater heights this year yeah. Go North!.

As i was saying, i was digging my archieves and i found some really funny stuff. Yup! this is one of them, it kinda drifted my mind off for awhile when i saw this. haha. Just click the pic to enlarge it. No prob yeah?

Click to enlarge it once again. Funny stuff, just read it. i think it is from a hongkong kid if i remember correctly.

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That is about it. All the good old times and the funny pictures and essays and signs. hahaha. okay. got to go now, the night is no more young. bye.


Thursday, January 18, 2007. 2:20 AM .
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tags.
Karen.: Bahx..there is a christian guy in my class who is kinda anti chc member and kinda crazy unfortunately, he flooded my tagbox lah. what the fish is wrong with him man. Sry man. gotta get rid of my tag box for a while.



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Hey guys. really sorry. wanted to to keep my tagbox there, but unfortunately there is kinda a period of time i should keep it away from people who abuse my tagbox. even then..i'll keep blogging. show u pictures of interesting stuff, and perhaps, write really interesting events that happens within my compound. but for now..i need to study.
and to the person who flood my tag, i'll spare u from embarassment from public since u apologise. peace.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007. 4:02 AM .
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Replies to tags.
BM0604-FD: Oh shitty, how you all know where my blog is sia? even then.. welcome to my blog, make noise flood it i dun care man..cuz theREALbasil dun use tag box to tag..he tags using blog entry..OWNAGE BOYS.

cechao: yeah man. i was dying back then. but now better liao.

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So freaking tired, dunno what to write about. Celebrated Naomi birthday yesterday,
haha..the birthday celebration just "rawks" to the core man.
just the start was a challenge already.
first, we've only took a day to plan everything,
next, we just cant get Naomi outta her lovely sit at toa payoh mcdonalds.
she just refuse to move her butt..
took me like an hour and a half to convince her to move her butt.
her butt like glue to the stupid chair like that..cannot move.
wah..buai tah han ah..
after much persuasion, finally we've got the target to move.
aiyo.
bahx..i too tired le..write this entry some donkey years time.
bye pple

Thursday, January 11, 2007. 3:49 AM .
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Replies to the taggers:
Cechao: Ya lor..my school crazy one..throw us so many things in one short..they want to give us heart attack sia. haha.

Kel: Yeah boy..me too..me too..haha. u know what is my recent catch up?? my primary school friends. hahaha.

Karen: oh..oh yar hor..hahahaa..i faster go change if not later felicia see ah..she can go harmp thamp me liao..haha.

Basil: Who use my name to tag myself...argh..oh man. how dare u make a pirated version of my name..want to die ah?
ChinkYee: AHA, SOFTO LESBIAN.

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Today i had my excel ICA. hahaha.
i study that like a mad idiotic nerd man. if ever i were to fail, i think i can forget about living and just go and die. it feels good when you actually studied for your test and do them well. haha. shiok ah.
okay..even then here are some of the picture i that my cell too during thanks giving, lots of them, but i've made a "summary" of all the pictures, and pick only those i like. haha.


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The murder.

Hot chicks always have 2 hungry man fighting over it.

Yeah boy! that is Bruce Hay you're seeing there.

meet the low-class ah beng.

Next to every dashing dude is a pretty girl.
(behind every successful man is a women)

Modelling session

One of the trends in photo-posing that started in the year 1819 is still going on!!
Remember the famous Stanford Raffles statue and the way he pose?

The Bug-eye Brothers!!

This vampire must be really filled, through my analysis,
he has eaten already because of the overflowing blood that is coming out of his mouth.
In conclusion, i therefore say it is safe to stand near this specific vampire.

Mos-ta-cho

The Rocker.

Notice the heads sway to one direction??
strong wind in the room.

Green man, time to cross the road.

Here is a picture of a Zombie-National creature. cool eh?

Pangsai queen next to carrot in bright light,
Photo-synthesis takes place.
haha. just joking=D

It does not matter if you are black or white,
(bu guan shi yi ge hei mao, hou zhe bai mao,)
as long as you're useful,
(hui zhou lao shu,)
means you're a good person.
(jiu shi ge hao mao.)
Where is the so called knight with shining armor?
Is no one gonna save her?
Why is the photographer just taking pictures and not being a man?

**1 glassess, 2 slippers, that's call ah beng.**

Good old cell picture.

Good old cell picture.

The Rojak cell group. E371.

Is that thing real?

Meet the Adam's Family.

He is so still that people started posing next to him thinking he is a statue.

This is what i call Beauty and the Beast.

The sisterly love in E371.

The Phantom of E371 Cell group,
Now you see him, later you don't.

Now what do i call this??
White Chicks?

The Maffias are here to get me..

Beach boy on the loose...RUN!!

A gun!?? oh shitty!
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Haha. No offence on those i played a little jokes on, haha.
it is just plaine lame, but i like it. haha.
oh man. what's with me.
even then, just to let you guys know,
yesterday, i went for biathlon, and i got 16/32 positioning.
the competition begins with a 400metres swim,
then continue with a 3.5km run.
it was madness.
now is the aftermath of a tiring competition.
i'm having a hangover from it. argh.
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Monday, January 08, 2007. 2:40 AM .
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Replies to the tagBOARD.
Chingonometry: hahaha..nice rite the story:) haha. i dun intend to bang myself against the wall, but if u want..you can go ahead and roll off your bed and smash yourself against the floor.

ShiNaoMi: yooz! obviously this very blog is very happening lah..this is BASIL'S BLOG lehx..haha..wei..birthday coming liao wor..do u see the process where you were once a student and now turning to an auntie or not..hahaha.

YipppeeeYi: hey..u got blog or not..if got tell me lehx..so i can add you.

JunCen: hahaha..i'm xiaobian king according to CHING'S FABULOUS DICTIONARY. Well. Ching is DABIAN QUEEN according to BASIL'S INCREDIBLE ENCYCLOPEDIA. so ya. eh..even then..happy belated new year too!!!=D

**.bloggy blog frog flock glock and pork rock.**
who can say amen to that.
Sheesh man. my greatest nightmare is like coming up la. i've got like trillion and trillions of stupid ICA coming up. For those who have no idea what ICAs are, they are like CAs in secondary school. I can't believe all the nonsense i've got to study la. My holiday just ended like only 5 days ago, and already i've got to prepare for all these tests. What on Earth man, give me a break NYP, i'm like gonna die fo suffocation from getting buried under the pile of books that i've gotta study.
Just this week, i've got to first go do 2 projects tommorow. then on wednesday, i've got biathlon school competition, and on thursday, i've got COMPUTER EXCEL ICA..that one is one hack of a terrible subject, i really hope and really wish and really don't intend to repeat that subject man. okay. then on friday, i've gotta try to work. Saturday and Sunday,i've gotta be a really good boy and study at home man, because...
THE NEXT WEEK..on monday, i've got like another ICA on STATISTIC..that is the worst form of mathematics that human-kind have ever created and discovered. So you bad i'm gonna suffer lots from it. then on that week again, on friday. i've gotta do ACCOUNTS ICA. oh man..this is so impossible lah. All the things i need to prepare for..wah...madness lah..
Haha. now i miss my good o secondary school days man where i have got time to do really stupid stuff like making a long bow or trying to make a flash bang with the magnesium we took from school. hahaha. oh well. time flies and disappear quick, no point trying to drag back what was gone and over with, just be glad as to what it is.:)

Monday, January 01, 2007. 10:30 AM .
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replies replies replies..
cechao: hahaha..dun ask me how i did it..it all really happens through the will of God. it is kinda like i didnt really ask much..i wrote down my targetted pple i wanted to bring, and non of those that i wrote down even came. even then..yeah..u too..happy new year=D

chingGGGggGYyyY: hahaha..yes DABIAN!! okay la..i write this post specially dedicated to u lah..it is a story..enjoy.

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Once upon a time, there was this Red Indian tribe who was lead by a chief known as Big Chief.
well, this chief have a major problem, day by day, he was suffering from major constipation.
One fine day, he just could not bare with it no longer, though he was shy from telling the witch doctor, the pain was just unbearable. He called his guard to get the witch doctor, and so the guard came up to the witch doctor and said, " Big Chief No Shit".

And so the witch doctor came to the sick and jaded chief who was dying from constipation and feed him with some herbs and medicine, and he left.

A few days pass, but yet the chief was still suffering with constipation, so he ordered his guard to summon the witch doctor again.

And so the guard once again when up to the witch doctor saying.."big chief still no shit".
This time, the witch doctor decided to prescribe him with a larger dosage of medicine, then he left.
The following day, the guard came rushing to the witch doctor once again. Then the witch doctor ask.."big chief still no shit?", and the guard replied.."no no, BIG SHIT no chief".


nostalgia.